If you pull Sean Hannity's hair to the side at the back of his head you'll find the number of the beast.  It's a little known fact that Hannity actually eats young children.  I'm not joking, it's in his rider.  If he doesn't have a fresh child waiting for him in his dressing room he does not do his show.  His boyish, all-American looks hide this sinister nature.  Basically, he's Anne Coulter with a penis.  I take that back, Ann Coulter has a penis.  He's Ann Coulter in drag.
We here at IFHTG HQ are furiously working on our line of Sean Hannity pinatas so stay tuned to get yours.  Every time you make contact the pinata recites Hannity quotes to anger you even more leading up to your next swing.  You'll hear such greats as...

1)   “It doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.”

2)   “Is it that you hate this president or that you hate America?”

3)  And many more!

We hope one day he develops a horrible addiction to drugs that leads to his firing and into the cast of the Surreal Life.  After getting eliminated from the Surreal Life he and Jose Canseco will fight each other on national television just to make a few bucks.  We can all dream.

I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!!

update: Sean Hannity says he'll be waterboarded for charity.  Please, someone take him up on this offer.