One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Scott Stapp is former lead bible banger for the band Creed.  Fortunately for us, he descended into alcohol abuse and public humiliation inspiring such hits as "Cry On Stage", "Sex Tape", "Beat My Wife", "Drunk Poker", "Too Drunk To Fly" and the epic "Fight With 311".  Listening to Creed or, god forbid, Stapp's solo material is the equivalent of watching 2 Girls 1 Cup while being kicked repeatedly in the nuts.  There should be government intervention when individuals with instruments become as popular as Creed and Stapp.  Non-intervention is a threat to our democracy and let's the terrorists win.  Overall, Stapp's fall from grace is evidence that God himself fucking hated Creed which safely eliminates any doubt that he should be featured on IFHTG. 

God and I fucking hate this guy!