The minute Jane's went from creating original art for their album covers to an indulgent (in the wrong way) band photo we knew it was over.  Perry is fucking 50 years old now and hasn't written a good song since 1990 when Ritual de lo Habitual came out.  3 reunion tours and 3 rarities albums later the band is back.  Worst of all is Dave Navarro.  This pretty boy spends more time fixing his hair and painting his nails than he does rocking.  His rock star pose makes us want to lift him up by his pierced nipples and smack him like a pinata.  We're sure when he exploded it would look like someone blew up Sephora.  Please guys, stop touring as Jane's Addiction.  Navarro can make another reality show, Perry can keep making ridiculous music with his hot-ass wife and Eric and Stephen can return to a subdued existence a la John Bonham and John Paul Jones.  Things would be much cooler that way and our high school memories of loving Jane's Addiction can live on untarnished.  Plus, I wouldn't have to listen to my punk ass hairdresser tell me how they rock just as hard as they used to.

 

 

If you forgot what they were like when they were cool here's a couple reminders...