This cue ball, crooked faced, squinty-eyed, Oprah-banging fool couldn't council his ass out of a cardboard box.  What's worse is the offspring of Dr. Phil is just as much of a loser and shovels the same recycled shit to morons all over the globe.  Can't you just smell the halotosis coming through that picture? It's like coffee mixed with crap mixed with a heeping dollop of ass.

Also, look at his head.  Doesn't it look like there's two testicles of light resting on his conehead?

On a serious note, we here at IFHTG have a little councilng of our own.  We have a standing blumpkin offer for the lovely Mrs. Robin McGraw.  We feel it would do a lot to make that sack of a husband seem more appealing.  You know where to find us Robin.