We never thought this day would come.  Chris Cornell, a man with one of the greatest voices in rock & roll history; a man who fronted one of the most pivotal bands of the 90's; a man who played with Rage Against The Machine; a man who made a fucking album with Timbaland.  Jesus christ on a stick Cornell! What the hell were you thinking? At what point does one of the fathers of grunge decide to make a dance record? The only answer to that question is Cornell is undergoing a metamorphosis.  Clearly, from the photograph above you can see he looks eerily like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.  So, we should all keep a close eye on Brundle-Cornell as wiry hairs sprout from his back and he begins vomiting on his food.

The worst thing about this album is no one told Chris while he was making it.  The guy must be surrounded by a bunch of sychophant mofos.  We would have had more respect for Mr. Chris if he made a harp album.  But douchebag and douchebag had to make what sounds like a soundtrack from the new 90210.  Actually, that's an insult to 90210.  We're sure even the music supervisors for that show would never license this digital turd.  If you haven't heard the single check out the video below.  We do not accept any responsibility for the possible side-effects - cornea damage, ear bleeding, explosive diarrhea, anal leakage or cardiac arrest.