As Jimmy Fallon says in one of his few funny SNL skits, "Hello, my name is Carson Daly and I'm a massive tool".  Too bad I don't hate Jimmy, otherwise, I'd blog his ass next.  When is not being funny going to be grounds for hatin? But, I digress.  Carson Daly is an extremely unfortunate example of the American dream.  The guy has zero talent, zero charisma, zero sense of humor, zero taste and zero of a lot of other shit yet he hosted TRL, has his own late night show and is stepping into the shoes of Dick Clark (queue Dick Clark rolling over in his grave... oh, sorry, he's not dead yet.  Well, give it a few.).  Seriously, if I was Joe Firstman I would jump over my piano and beat Daly's schoolhouse rock ass on a nightly basis.  Personally, I think Daly is actually a martian infiltrating the highest levels of media, brainwashing the children to breed a farm of human livestock awaiting the inevitable invasion.  Just look at his pronounced forhead.  It houses a non-human parasite.

I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!