This cue ball, crooked faced, squinty-eyed, Oprah-banging fool couldn't council his ass out of a cardboard box. What's worse is the offspring of Dr. Phil is just as much of a loser and shovels the same recycled shit to morons all over the globe. Can't you just smell the halotosis coming through that picture? It's like coffee mixed with crap mixed with a heeping dollop of ass. Also, look at his head. Doesn't it look like there's two testicles of light resting on his conehead? On a serious note, we here at IFHTG have a little councilng of our own. We have a standing blumpkin offer for the lovely Mrs. Robin McGraw. We feel it would do a lot to make that sack of a husband seem more appealing. You know where to find us Robin. I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!!
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One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Scott Stapp is former lead bible banger for the band Creed. Fortunately for us, he descended into alcohol abuse and public humiliation inspiring such hits as "Cry On Stage", "Sex Tape", "Beat My Wife", "Drunk Poker", "Too Drunk To Fly" and the epic "Fight With 311". Listening to Creed or, god forbid, Stapp's solo material is the equivalent of watching 2 Girls 1 Cup while being kicked repeatedly in the nuts. There should be government intervention when individuals with instruments become as popular as Creed and Stapp. Non-intervention is a threat to our democracy and let's the terrorists win. Overall, Stapp's fall from grace is evidence that God himself fucking hated Creed which safely eliminates any doubt that he should be featured on IFHTG. God and I fucking hate this guy! |
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Holy shit does this guy suck. I mean, in the realm of sucking this guy is the big bang, the immaculate conception and the thrilla from Manila. Every night on his show he takes the equivalent of a giant dump on America's psyche. Sometimes when he's screaming at his guests time seems to slow down. I hear a really high pitched sound off in the distance. The sound gets louder and louder until it's deafening. There's a bright light in the distance and I hear a voice calling my name. Then, WHAMMO!!! the defibrillator shocks me back into reality and I realize he actually made me flatline. Scary stuff I tell you. Let's take a look at some of the greatest hits from our snuggly papa bear... 1) That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier. 2) All the polls say that most Americans believe as I do: That the traditional signs of Christmas are a good thing. 3) The hate-Bush crowd simply will never admit anything good can come from the Iraq conflict. These people are bitter, dishonest, and of course, damaging to America. 4) Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. 5) So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business... 6) Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private. Keep it private.
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As Jimmy Fallon says in one of his few funny SNL skits, "Hello, my name is Carson Daly and I'm a massive tool". Too bad I don't hate Jimmy, otherwise, I'd blog his ass next. When is not being funny going to be grounds for hatin? But, I digress. Carson Daly is an extremely unfortunate example of the American dream. The guy has zero talent, zero charisma, zero sense of humor, zero taste and zero of a lot of other shit yet he hosted TRL, has his own late night show and is stepping into the shoes of Dick Clark (queue Dick Clark rolling over in his grave... oh, sorry, he's not dead yet. Well, give it a few.). Seriously, if I was Joe Firstman I would jump over my piano and beat Daly's schoolhouse rock ass on a nightly basis. Personally, I think Daly is actually a martian infiltrating the highest levels of media, brainwashing the children to breed a farm of human livestock awaiting the inevitable invasion. Just look at his pronounced forhead. It houses a non-human parasite.  I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!! |
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Ok, so we're actually a pretty big fans of The Hills. I gotta say I've got a weird thing for Whitney. Throw a couple cheeseburgers down that girl's throat and you've got yourself a fine young woman. On the douchebag meter from 1 to 10 the Pratt-ster comes in at a Spinal Tap 11. Even if this dude is playing it up for the camera it takes a true loser to really understand what is needed to come off as such a massive tool. The silver lining is this douchebag's 15 minutes shouldn't last much longer before he's relegated to home tours with Jose Canseco. I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!! |
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If you pull Sean Hannity's hair to the side at the back of his head you'll find the number of the beast. It's a little known fact that Hannity actually eats young children. I'm not joking, it's in his rider. If he doesn't have a fresh child waiting for him in his dressing room he does not do his show. His boyish, all-American looks hide this sinister nature. Basically, he's Anne Coulter with a penis. I take that back, Ann Coulter has a penis. He's Ann Coulter in drag.
We here at IFHTG HQ are furiously working on our line of Sean Hannity pinatas so stay tuned to get yours. Every time you make contact the pinata recites Hannity quotes to anger you even more leading up to your next swing. You'll hear such greats as... 1) βIt doesn't say anywhere in the Constitution this idea of the separation of church and state.β 2) βIs it that you hate this president or that you hate America?β
3) And many more! We hope one day he develops a horrible addiction to drugs that leads to his firing and into the cast of the Surreal Life. After getting eliminated from the Surreal Life he and Jose Canseco will fight each other on national television just to make a few bucks. We can all dream.
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!! update: Sean Hannity says he'll be waterboarded for charity. Please, someone take him up on this offer. |
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Scumbagg, mofo, greedy, sumunabitch!!! A guy who graduated from Hofstra Law School and served as Chairman of the NASDAQ wasn't happy enough with making a modest 7 figure salary he had to screw people out of their life savings to make it look like he was capable of a success record no one in histroy has seen. People like Madoff are the worst kind of criminals since their is zero reason for them to steal. They are too possessed by ego to understand why they are such terrible people. Madoff should be sentenced to the full 20 years and he should be assigned a cell with Blagojevich to see which one turns bitch first. Here's a link if you want to learn more about a specific people this scumbag has ruined: I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!! |
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Pictured here are (clockwise from top left) Wesley Scantlin of Puddle of Crap, Chad Kroeger of Knicklecrap, Scott Stapp of Crap and Brandon Arnold of 3 Doors of Crap. Collectively, these men are The Four Horsemen of the Apoclaypse. There is no telling what could happen if all four of them are united in one place. It is the Ghostbusters equivalent of crossing the streams and, most likely, a space vortex will open and release a wave of crap so dense that not even light can escape. Rock music as we know it will be gone forever. This is just a PSA from your friends here at IFHTG. Please notify us if you see any signs of the apocalypse. I FUCKING HATE THESE GUYS!! |
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Patrick Dempsey, holy shit! That guy is so nice. Why would anyone ever hate him? Because I can so there.
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Alright, in 2004 when Kanye released The College Dropout we kinda had Kanye feaver. When he said, "George Bush doesn't care about black people" on CNN we thought this guy is alright.
Then, he turned into a little whiny bitch and completely fucked up Daft Punk's 'Harder, Better, Faster Stronger'. This ungrateful pansy needs to get his ass properly served and we here at IFHTG are willing to support anyone in their quest to hand him a warm cup of suck it.
The next time I overhear some kid ask, "Do you think Kanye is pissed that Daft Punk stole his song?" I will smack that kid like I'm his drunk daddy and tell him to thank Kanye for his black eye.
Kanye West can suck it.
Uh, yeah, ah... that's right... uh, yeah, ah.. I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!! PS - KANYE UPDATE Bonnaroo hates Kanye too CLICK HERE TO SEE South Park hates Kanye CLICK HERE TO SEE |
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Can you say craaaaaaazy? Head of the government of Zimbabwe since 1980 this low-life scumbag with the Hitler stache that distgustinly leads to his nose hair has let his country freefall into economic disparity. Hunger, inflation, unemployment and more is what his people have come to know. Most recently, Mugabe has refused to give food to anyone affiliated with the opposing party. Once known as a savior this incompetent fool has used the repossession of land from whitey as his calling card but he has never delivered. This mofo has murdered over 100,000 people and definitely used his fair share of torture. There's not too much to say other than...
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!!! |
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