This cue ball, crooked faced, squinty-eyed, Oprah-banging fool couldn't council his ass out of a cardboard box.  What's worse is the offspring of Dr. Phil is just as much of a loser and shovels the same recycled shit to morons all over the globe.  Can't you just smell the halotosis coming through that picture? It's like coffee mixed with crap mixed with a heeping dollop of ass.

Also, look at his head.  Doesn't it look like there's two testicles of light resting on his conehead?

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Everybody Loves Raymond? IFHTG is hard at work on the pilot for I FUCKING HATE RAYMOND.  This meatball, Corky-looking mofo couldn't get a laugh out of us unless he kicked the shit out of himself on national television.  We might even settle for a private showing.  As with most popular sitcoms, this cock rocket is married to a gal that wouldn't touch his pole with a ten foot hole in real life.  On a sidenote, damn Patricia Heaton is fine.  Check out those guns in the picture below.  Plus, the b...

 

Is the talent pool of Hollywood so limited that Jimmy Fallon is the only option for a late night talk show? It looks like we're on the road to developing another grouping that could spell the end of days.  First, we had THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCOLYPSE then Douchebagojevich and Speidi and now we have Fallon and Carson Daly.  Look at that mug.  This is the guy everyone here at IFHTG would kick the shit out of during middle school gym class. 
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The minute Jane's went from creating original art for their album covers to an indulgent (in the wrong way) band photo we knew it was over.  Perry is fucking 50 years old now and hasn't written a good song since 1990 when Ritual de lo Habitual came out.  3 reunion tours and 3 rarities albums later the band is back.  Worst of all is Dave Navarro.  This pretty boy spends more time fixing his hair and painting his nails than he does rocking.  His rock star pose makes us want to lift him u...

 

We never thought this day would come.  Chris Cornell, a man with one of the greatest voices in rock & roll history; a man who fronted one of the most pivotal bands of the 90's; a man who played with Rage Against The Machine; a man who made a fucking album with Timbaland.  Jesus christ on a stick Cornell! What the hell were you thinking? At what point does one of the fathers of grunge decide to make a dance record? The only answer to that question is Cornell is undergoing a metamorphosis.  Clea...